Dugout Drunk

Today was Chey's first softball practice.  It started out with the cops being called to remove a shirtless drunk homeless man from the dugout.   The cop allowed him to leave without arrest, but he had a lot of beer to pour out.  Then the coach announced she would be leaving the team because of a job offer and they would be looking for a replacement.  Great start to the season!  Time to go eat the $12 watermelon I bought today.