Obviously the rapture did not happen, not that I ever believed it would. It really saddens me how many people fall for that crap every time. Stupidity is highly contagious and unfortunately it seems to spread like wild fire. Maybe the CDC should look into that.
Of course, this is just the start. We still have the whole 2012 hysteria to face next year. Even my own family has not escaped that insanity. My own father believes. So I mentioned he was more than welcome to sign everything over to me. Really people, come on!
I think I want to have a 2012 party next year. Here's my list so far:
- Koolaid, not laced with poison
- Food catered by Mayan Palace and/or Taco Azteca
- a cake shaped like a virgin sacrifice
- a donation pot where everyone who "believes" can feel free to deposit their money and worldly possesions
- I'll have the CDC Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse on hand for any one concerned
- tin foil hats
- matching jumpsuits for everyone to wear
This sounds like a great time. If you need any help please let me know. I'll bring the tin foil. How bout we lace the kool aid for the big kids but with something fun :)
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