Tuesday, October 11, 2011

If my kids were little again, I'd buy these

I have seen it all now!  If my kids were little again, I would so buy these books!

It teaches counting with lines like:
1 English village
2 Rich gentlemen
3 Houses


Details:
Mother Goose is doing the undead shuffle!
Every kiddie loves nursery rhymes—even the little ones in advanced state of decay who enjoy chowing down on human viscera. Now the twisted madmen who brought you It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies and Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime are eviscerating the beloved poems that once filled our tiny oozing childish brains. This time “Little Miss Muffet Turned on a Tuffet” into something putrid and smelly, and it’s “Three Undead Mice” scampering across our kitchen table. So enjoy these delightful zombie-infused ditties—a feast of gruesome fun for anyone who has ever known, ever been, or ever eaten a child!


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