Fangs or Drapes?

Halloween is approaching and it is time to start thinking of costumes.  I want to eventually invest in a good quality one since I would like to be able to use it for many years.  Any of you who know me,  probably think I want to be this:

 

And that would be a great guess since I am completely obsessed with vampires.  I am really torn because I do want to be a vampire.  But the truth is, I also want to be this:  

I want to be Scarlet OHara.  But not just any Scarlet, I want to be the Scarlet in the dress made from drapes.  However I would put the Carol Burnett spin on it and place a curtain rod through the shoulders.  If you have never scene her famous Gone With The Wind skit, you are truly missing out.  That is hands down one of the funniest scenes ever!!