Eye Roll Please...

It's freakin cold here.  I mean it was - 42 at the bus stop this morning.  Maybe it's the extreme cold or maybe I'm just a snarky, sarcastic woman, but some of the headlines lately have had me rolling my eyes.  (ok, ok, we know it's not the cold affecting me, I've never been known as "the girl with the sunny disposition!")

• Alaska man charged with attacking snowplow with an ax    Really?!  Who wants to place odds on who won?  My money's on the snow plow, but if Spike TV's Deadliest Warrior has anything to do with it, then the ax will win by some asinine theory.
• Alaska DMV giving Troops break on car registrations  So Troops coming home from a year long deployment can now get a 15 day pass so they will not get tickets for expired tags.  "Gov. Sean Parnell says this is a "common-sense way" to show appreciation to the military personnel."  Uh, no.  Common sense says waiting 10 YEARS in to this damn war is a little late, moron!
• More Sandusky/Penn State scandal   In the e-mail obtained by The Morning Call newspaper of Allentown, Pennsylvania, McQueary said that he helped stop the assault and talked with police about it. "I did stop it, not physically, but made sure it was stopped when I left that locker room," McQueary wrote in the November 8 e-mail to a former classmate. This guy is total slime.  You didn't stop it physically means you didn't stop it asshole!  Also, there is no record of you ever reporting it to police!
  
  
  No more news for me today.  I've had my fill.