Here's the happenings lately...

I really need to get my groove back and start blogging again.  It's been hard since there hasn't really been anything interesting going on. I know it's hard to believe, but there has been very little for me to be sarcastic about.  But here's a little update:

• Break up is beginning, the snow is slowly melting and there are icicles as tall as me hanging from some buildings.
• FBI and US Marshalls invaded our town Thursday and arrested a militia group, all claiming to be sovereign citizens, who had an elaborate plot to kidnap and kill several state troopers and took out a hit on a federal judge.  They had mass amounts of weapons, including grenades and vehicle mounted machine guns, stored around town.
• Chey is still begging to get her nose pierced, and even tried to tell me the law here allows piercing without parental consent at 14.  I quickly informed her that while the law may allow it, MY law is the one that matters and if she comes home with anything pierced there will be hell to pay.  
• We still have not sold the house in SC.  But we have had really stupid people looking at it.  My favorite by far is the guy who complained our 16inch kitchen floor tiles were not square enough.
• We did have an offer on the house last week, but they asked us to come off the price a lot and asked for us to pay all closing costs. We countered and came off the price some and agreed to the closing costs, but they said that was stretching their budget too much.  We are talking about a $3000 difference!  $3000 isn't going to break your monthly budget, we talking about just a few dollars on your monthly mortgage! But hey, they can't budge on $3000 when they had more pressing concerns LIKE A CRUISE they were leaving for the next day!  Morons! 
• Jason has been gun shopping for me.  You can carry a concealed weapon here, and with all the wildlife and sovereign citizens, I think it is time for me to get a gun.  I've been wanting a Sig for quite some time.  Why a Sig? Because that is what the vampires in Black Dagger Brotherhood carry!  Jason wants me to get a Kimber and I have caved and started looking at them and the Springfields.
• I am having major smut withdrawals since I have not been reading at all during Jason's leave.  We have one more week before he goes back to work and I am not sure I can hold out any longer. I confess, I even broke down yesterday and read two short smut stories, but they just made me miss my books even more.